Royal Wrap
Do not let the Tall Ones fool you with crude words like ‘diaper.’ The Royal Wrap is, in fact, highly specialized tactical midsection armor. Following the unfortunate treason of my Stone-Half, this glorious fabric shield was deployed by me to protect the premium carpets of the Big Den from completely unauthorized and unsanctioned royal leaks. While lesser Four-Leggers might suffer a loss of dignity, a true King like me simply wore it like a majestic cummerbund. It was a vital piece of defensive gear that allowed me to command the realm with absolute confidence, entirely free from the tedious burden of monitoring my own plumbing.
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